THE FALSE SPRING THEORY
As Researched And Hypothesized by Torunn Sweers
Everyone in the greater Chicago area has been in a coma for two months without knowing it. It is actually June.
On a separate note, I am doing data management in our ticket sales system for all the clients at work, and have a list of about 3,000,000,000,004 names to go through, so here are a few of my favorites that have come up. Because remembering baby names is a very practical thing.
P.G. - what do you think it stands for?
Honah - like a chic, more Scandinavian (if possible) version of Hanah.
Shannee - Shannon plus Kaylee?
Pearl - my mermaid name.
Davita - Girl name meets boy name?
Paul Alexander - I just love double names.
Olga - from our Russian patrons?
Sunita - ooooooh.
Cedric - poor guy. How were his parents to know that he would die in Harry Potter?