Thursday, March 22, 2012

the false spring theory, what's in a name?

This is my theory for the weather. Which has been in the seventies and eighties for two weeks now. Which is 100% abnormal.

THE FALSE SPRING THEORY
As Researched And Hypothesized by Torunn Sweers

Everyone in the greater Chicago area has been in a coma for two months without knowing it. It is actually June.

On a separate note, I am doing data management in our ticket sales system for all the clients at work, and have a list of about 3,000,000,000,004 names to go through, so here are a few of my favorites that have come up. Because remembering baby names is a very practical thing.

Junia
P.G. - what do you think it stands for?
Taneka
Svitlana
Wesley
Honah - like a chic, more Scandinavian (if possible) version of Hanah.
Shannee - Shannon plus Kaylee?
Pearl - my mermaid name.
Liana
Davita - Girl name meets boy name?
Anna Ruth
Leigh
Lola
Paul Alexander - I just love double names.
Kilara
Brenna
Kolbert
Leena
Olga - from our Russian patrons?
Annika
Theodore
Inga
Sunita - ooooooh.
Cedric - poor guy. How were his parents to know that he would die in Harry Potter?
Marcela

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