Saturday, August 13, 2011
Erica (1/2 grader): Have those pirate guys in that skit found the treasure yet?
Me: No, not yet!
Erica: WHAT the HELL?
Me: You are frozen like a statue! Where did you learn to be so still?
Quinn (1/2 grader): One time, in Morocco, there was a stillness contest, and I won 20 times in a row.
Me: (Judging a straight and quiet line contest between the 1/2, 3/4, and 5/6 graders) And 5/6 Wins!
3/4 Grader: Why have you betrayed us?
Dayna (1/2 Grader): I love you the best. You are like so beautiful. More beautiful than the boy in Karate Kid when he wins the championship.
5/6 boy during treasure hunt: There are the girls! I hope no one romances them, for that would take too long.