funny things

I haven't read Tina Fey's autobiography yet, but have come upon a few quotes that are quite hysterical. I feel a bit like she is a female David Sedaris - wittily, subtly, occasionally scathingly brilliant with comedy. Each time I read this quote it gets funnier and more crafty!


"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey


Also, this print from Little Buffalo is completely darling in every way.